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| Help with hunting dog training? I have a young black lab who we call buddy. He is a major spazz out and i need some advice. I have no use for him to be a bird dog so i decided that my dog should learn how to elk hunt. I know it is unusual and i realize it is gonna be an *** buster but i would like to take a crack at it. I need him to be quiet and not chase the elk. Can anyboy give me some good starter tips on how i can do this? And when i can do this (if i need to wait til he is older) . Any and every opinion is welcome. |
| I think you have ruined the dog already with lots of playing and encouraging him to spazz out and bounce off the walls. Hunting dogs are not pets. Its serious business with them...in the field and back to the kennel. You will scare away all the elk when he takes off chasing them and will not listen. Leave the couch pet at home. I have seen this so many times I lost count........ |
| If you have already saw the movie"The day the earth stood still" how would you rate it?a)? here are your options>a) Must see more than once ,must own the original DVD when it comes out?can't wait? b)must see it once in the cinema or one time see,rent the DVD when it becomes available? c)buy it on burnt DVD from a friend or black market not bootleg in a cinema d)wait to rent it on DVD when it comes out,do not buy it! e)wait for it to come out on TMN as part of your cable 24/7 movie channel to see it?six months after it is available to rent from blockbusters? f)buy it from a blurry bootleg ,filmed in a dark movie theatre where you can see an entire family,including mom and pop followed by the three guys frying to find a seat,blocking your view of the movie screen,popcorn in hand with dad adjusting his pants ***?but the DVD cover is better than block busters? g)wait for it to come out on your local TV monday night at the movies channels at 12 midnight a yr after all of the above? h)watch it if like me you only get one channel with a rabbit ears because you forgot to pay your local cable provider and that is the only movie playing and you are a insomniac? i)watch it if you are being held hostage by a group of taliban terrorists and as a punishment you are tied in such a way that you are facing their 1960's TV channel at gun point and their TV can only get this movie without a rabbit ears? i would have to go with option D) here this movie started out great,but like a bad UFC fight it gets continually worse to the end then to top it all off,it ends leaving you hanging asking what was that?keena reeves was good in it but the other actors suc#ed why do we have to see another wil smith on the big screen?wasn't one bad enough?actually i would rate it option E) good luck people but it is better than 4 merry christmases,quantum of solace,Bolt,Rachel getting married,these i would ask for option I) |
| I Say Its Not A Good Movie To Own, Its Only Good For A One Time Watch And Just Borrow It From Someone Then Spending Money To Rent It. Its A Little Lame, I Know Cause I Got Taste In Movies, Im A Movie Freak On My Behalf :) |
| Would i satisfy u? entertain u? and what show, if any, would u like to see me on? i train everyday & work real hard on it Name: Jonathan Hebert From: Jennings, Louisiana Nick Name(s): Jonny The Louisiana Dream (Main One) The Bayou Beast The Secret from the Swamp The Classical Cajun Louis XV King of Louisiana The Rajin' Cajun Sayings/Quotes: "I will beat you .. within an inch .. of your life!" "Tear Dat *** Up!" "Well beware! Cause I'm the real coonass!" (then start punching into an attack) Like the Rock: "Cause I'm Straight From theeeee Swamp!" D-Generation X "We are the second Generation, of Dee Generation!" D-Generation X "For the thousands in attendance... And the millions watching at home... Whoooooooooooo'ssss gonna get ready to SUCK IT! If ya not down with that, we got two words for ya, SUCK IT!" D-Generation X "Suck It!" "Louis XXV, King of Louisiana" Music: " Rollin' " or " HipHop Zyderock (Louisiation X) " Taunts: Crotch Chops Ok sign with pinky down. Jeff Hardy fingers 3 Fingers with Thumb and Pointer's down. (Sometimes in a cut throat form) Stables: D-Generation X (LX) Stable Moves: Snap Shot Cajundome Special (chop block / spear combo) Immoveable Object (Superkick / Belly Pierce Combo) Match Specialties: Ladder / TLC Match Demon's Playground of Elimination (3 Stages of Hell 4-Way Elimination Style) Louisiana Swamp Match (The ring is surounded with water with mud in it and has weapons floating including: fishing pools, drum sticks, floaty, fishing bucket, white perch LIVE fish(es), worms, and beer bottles. In this match the ring will have all ropes, but they will be covered in wet, slippery algae.) Signature Weapons: Signapore Cane Mardi Gras Beeds Chair Basic Character Heel: Comic/Delinquent/Egolistical Heel Face: Showman/Hardcoe/Comic Moves: Finishers: The Black Gold (Superkick) Frog Splash -Cradle of Louisiana Oil / Oil Drill (Pedigree to double-underhook codebreaker. Note: This is the Cypress Knee Cap to heavier opponents.) Danger Mode Moves Passion, Destiny, and Consequence (Dragon Sleeper into an RKO and/or RKO) Pre-Finish Moves: Bayou Death Lock (Gogoplata) Secret of the Swamp (GTS / Neck Breaker Combo) Spine Buster (My Version) Rydeem Buster Combos: Creole Strikes (3 Right Hand Snap Jabs, Knee Attack, Uppercut, Blow To Gut, European Upper Cut, "Sucka" Taunt with Big Jab) Whip to turnbuckle followed by a one-hand bulldog Knife Edge Chops to ropes, then a whip followed by a running high knee. Then, a knee drop. When opponent gets up theres an elbow smash and then a snap STO. Face buster to the knee followed by a whip and opponent comes back into my spinebuster. Upper cut like Kane followed by a Rice Plant (Regal Neckbreaker) and then a Crack 'Em In The Mouth. Normal Moves: Swamp Shooter (Elevated Sharpshooter) Cypress Knee Cap (Runnings or Whip Into High Knee) Katrina's Devestation (Stone Cold Stunner) Hebert Special (Turnbuckle DDT w/ Running Leg Drop) Triangle Choke Face Breaker (1. Pedigree Position, 2. Left Arm hooked under opponents, 3. Spin into a crossface) Diving Closeline Snap DDT Figure 4-Leg Lock ("Nature Boy Love") Cajun Call (Spinning Side Slam) Knee Smash Arm-Wrench Hook Kick Deadman's Soul Seaker / TTT (Dragon Sleeper; Tribute to 'Taker) One-Hand Bulldog "Love For The Deadman" / Dragon Sleeper Knee Drop Flying Closeline Lariot Closeline Dropkick Enzuguri Snap Suplex Released German Suplex Walls of Jennings (Walls of Jericho) Backbreaker Upper Cut (like Kane) Crack 'Em In the Mouth Side Effect Knife Edge Chop(s) Flap Jack Back Body Drop People's Knee Drop Neck Breaker Running Elbow Smash Sportsman's Paradise (Handstand on Turnbuckle into elbow drop on lying opponent) Rice Plant (Masterlock into a Swinging Side Slam) Dive Over The Top-Rope Springboard Diving Closeline Ankle Lock (Grapevine) Last Ride (Counter to strikes on turnbuckle) One-Hand Bulldog Spear Cotton Mouth [Anaconda] Vise Grip Rice Cutter (Regal Cutter) Fameasser Muscle Strainer (Regal Stretch) STO |
| Don't be a copy cat and make you're own finisher.Or at least dont use finisher that we see almost everytime.Why don't you form a stable with someone who is not DX?They rarely appear,you'd be better off forming a stable with Colin Delanie(who appears weekly). Same for the quotes. Overrall:Yes.I would put you on Smackdown until you have your finishers instead of What is basically a Superkick and a Frog Splash.I like the other one though.Then once you developed yourself i would pu you on RAW. But one more thing:Are you good on the mic.?Nobody want's too see a champion that is boring or can't talk on the mic(Bobby Lashley) |
| Edited Version: Would I Entertain You? And YES I can perform all of these moves and remember them.? Name: Jonathan Hebert From: Jennings, Louisiana Nick Name(s): Jonny The Louisiana Dream (Main One) The Bayou Beast The Secret from the Swamp The Classical Cajun Louis XV King of Louisiana The Rajin' Cajun Sayings/Quotes: "I will beat you .. within an inch .. of your life!" "Tear Dat *** Up!" "Well beware! Cause I'm the real coonass!" (then start punching into an attack) Like the Rock: "Cause I'm Straight From theeeee Swamp!" 2nd-Generation X "We are the second Generation, of Dee Generation!" 2nd-Generation X "For the thousands in attendance... And the millions watching at home... Whoooooooooooo'ssss gonna get ready to SUCK IT! If ya not down with that, we got two words for ya, SUCK IT!" 2nd-Generation X "Suck It!" "Louis XV, King of Louisiana" Music: " Rollin' by Limp Bizcut " or " HipHop Zyderock (Louisiation X) by Travis Matte " Taunts: Crotch Chops "Ok" sign with pinky down. Flicking opponent(s) off after a finisher is hit then go for the pin. Jeff Hardy fingers 3 Fingers with Thumb and Pointer's down. (Sometimes in a cut throat form) Stables: 2nd-Generation X (2X) Stable Moves: Snap Shot Cajundome Special (chop block / closeline from hell combo) Immoveable Object (Superkick / Belly Pierce (Dropdown Fireman's Carry) Combo) Match Specialties: Ladder / TLC Match Demon's Playground of Elimination (3 Stages of Hell in a 4-Way Elimination Style) Louisiana Swamp Match (The ring is surounded with water with mud in it and has weapons floating including: fishing pools, drum sticks, floaty, fishing bucket, white perch LIVE fish(es), worms, and beer bottles. In this match the ring will have all ropes, but they will be covered in wet, slippery algae.) Signature Weapons: Signapore Cane Mardi Gras Beeds Chair Basic Character Heel: Comic/Delinquent/Egolistical Heel Face: Showman/Hardcoe/Comic Moves: Finishers: Cradle of Louisiana Oil / Oil Drill (Double-Underhook Codebreaker) Cypress Knee Cap (Back-to-Back Lifting Regal Neckbreaker) The Black Gold (Superkick) Frog Splash Danger Mode Moves Passion, Destiny, and Consequence (Spinning Fireman's Carry into an RKO and/or RKO) Pre-Finish Moves: Bayou Death Lock (Gogoplata) Secret of the Swamp (GTS / Neck Breaker Combo) Spine Buster (My Version) Rydeem Buster Combos: Creole Strikes (3 Right Hand Snap Jabs, Knee Attack, Uppercut, Blow To Gut, European Upper Cut, "Sucka" Taunt with Big Jab) Whip to turnbuckle followed by a one-hand bulldog Knife Edge Chops to ropes, then a whip followed by a running high knee. Then, a knee drop. When opponent gets up theres an elbow smash and then a snap STO. Face buster to the knee followed by a whip and opponent comes back into my spinebuster. Upper cut like Kane followed by a Rice Plant (Regal Neckbreaker) and then a Crack 'Em In The Mouth. Normal Moves: Swamp Shooter (Elevated Sharpshooter) High Knee (Runnings or Whip) Katrina's Devestation (Running STO to Turnbuckle followed by a Running Stone Cold Stunner to the middle of the ring) Hebert Special (Turnbuckle DDT w/ Running Leg Drop) Triangle Choke Face Breaker (1. Pedigree Position, 2. Left Arm hooked under opponents, 3. Spin into a crossface) Diving Closeline Snap DDT Figure 4-Leg Lock ("Nature Boy Love") Cajun Call (Spinning Side Slam) Knee Smash Arm-Wrench Hook Kick Deadman's Soul Seaker / TTT (Dragon Sleeper; Tribute to 'Taker) One-Hand Bulldog Knee Drop Flying Closeline Lariot Closeline Dropkick Enzuguri Snap Suplex Released German Suplex Walls of Jennings (Walls of Jericho) Backbreaker Upper Cut (like Kane) Crack 'Em In the Mouth Side Effect Knife Edge Chop(s) Flap Jack Back Body Drop People's Knee Drop Neck Breaker Running Elbow Smash Sportsman's Paradise (Handstand on Turnbuckle into elbow drop on lying opponent) Rice Plant (Full Nelson into a Swinging Side Slam) Dive Over The Top-Rope Springboard Diving Closeline Ankle Lock (Grapevine) Last Ride (Counter to strikes on turnbuckle) One-Hand Bulldog Spear Cotton Mouth [Anaconda] Vise Grip Fameasser Muscle Strainer (Regal Stretch) STO |
| like i said before you would bore me to sleep |
| Would i entertain u? Name: Jonathan Hebert From: Jennings, Louisiana Height: 6' 1" Nick Name(s): Jonny The Louisiana Dream (Main One) The Bayou Beast The Secret from the Swamp The Classical Cajun Louis XXV King of Louisiana The Rajin' Cajun Sayings/Quotes: "I will beat you .. within an inch .. of your life!" "Tear Dat *** Up!" "Well beware! Cause I'm the real coonass!" (then start punching into an attack) Like the Rock: "Cause I'm Straight From theeeee Swamp!" D-Generation X "We are the second Generation, of Dee Generation!" D-Generation X "For the thousands in attendance... And the millions watching at home... Whoooooooooooo'ssss gonna get ready to SUCK IT! If ya not down with that, we got two words for ya, SUCK IT!" D-Generation X "Suck It!" "Louis XXV, King of Louisiana" Music: " Rollin' " or " HipHop Zyderock (Louisiation X) " Taunts: Crotch Chops Ok sign with pinky down. Jeff Hardy fingers 3 Fingers with Thumb and Pointer's down. (Sometimes in a cut throat form) Stables: D-Generation X (LX) Stable Moves: Snap Shot Cajundome Special (chop block / spear combo) Immoveable Object (Superkick / Belly Pierce Combo) Match Specialties: Ladder / TLC Match Demon's Playground of Elimination (3 Stages of Hell 4-Way Elimination Style) Louisiana Swamp Match (The ring is surounded with water with mud in it and has weapons floating including: fishing pools, drum sticks, floaty, fishing bucket, white perch LIVE fish(es), worms, and beer bottles. In this match the ring will have all ropes, but they will be covered in wet, slippery algae.) Signature Weapons: Signapore Cane Mardi Gras Beeds Chair Basic Character Heel: Comic/Delinquent/Egolistical Heel Face: Showman/Hardcoe/Comic Moves: Finishers: The Black Gold (Superkick) Frog Splash Cradle of Louisiana Oil / Oil Drill Danger Mode Moves Passion, Destiny, and Consequence (Spinning Fireman's Carry into an RKO and/or RKO) Pre-Finish Moves: Bayou Death Lock (Gogoplata) Secret of the Swamp (GTS / Neck Breaker Combo) Spine Buster (My Version) Rydeem Buster Combos: Creole Strikes (3 Right Hand Snap Jabs, Knee Attack, Uppercut, Blow To Gut, European Upper Cut, "Sucka" Taunt with Big Jab) Whip to turnbuckle followed by a one-hand bulldog Knife Edge Chops to ropes, then a whip followed by a running high knee. Then, a knee drop. When opponent gets up theres an elbow smash and then a snap STO. Face buster to the knee followed by a whip and opponent comes back into my spinebuster. Upper cut like Kane followed by a Rice Plant (Regal Neckbreaker) and then a Crack 'Em In The Mouth. Normal Moves: Swamp Shooter (Elevated Sharpshooter) Cypress Knee Cap (Runnings or Whip Into High Knee) Katrina's Devestation (Stone Cold Stunner) Hebert Special (Turnbuckle DDT w/ Running Leg Drop) Triangle Choke Face Breaker (1. Pedigree Position, 2. Left Arm hooked under opponents, 3. Spin into a crossface) Diving Closeline Snap DDT Figure 4-Leg Lock ("Nature Boy Love") Cajun Call (Spinning Side Slam) Knee Smash Arm-Wrench Hook Kick Deadman's Soul Seaker / TTT (Dragon Sleeper; Tribute to 'Taker) One-Hand Bulldog "Love For The Deadman" / Dragon Sleeper Knee Drop Flying Closeline Lariot Closeline Dropkick Enzuguri Snap Suplex Released German Suplex Walls of Jennings (Walls of Jericho) Backbreaker Upper Cut (like Kane) Crack 'Em In the Mouth Side Effect Knife Edge Chop(s) Flap Jack Back Body Drop People's Knee Drop Neck Breaker Running Elbow Smash Sportsman's Paradise (Handstand on Turnbuckle into elbow drop on lying opponent) Rice Plant (Masterlock into a Swinging Side Slam) Dive Over The Top-Rope Springboard Diving Closeline Ankle Lock (Grapevine) Last Ride (Counter to strikes on turnbuckle) One-Hand Bulldog Spear Cotton Mouth [Anaconda] Vise Grip Rice Cutter (Regal Cutter) Fameasser Muscle Strainer (Regal Stretch) Snap STO |
| Totally! Hope I see you in the WWE with me as a Women's Champ and you as WWE champ! :) *Starred* Thanx, Candice Michelle Diva |
| Good wrestling gimmick? (if i can be a wwe superstar heres my gimmick of choice)? Name: Jonathan Hebert From: Jennings, Louisiana Height: 6' 1" Nick Name(s): Jonny The Louisiana Dream (Main One) The Bayou Beast The Secret from the Swamp The Classical Cajun Louis XXV King of Louisiana The Rajin' Cajun Sayings/Quotes: "I will beat you .. within an inch .. of your life!" "Tear Dat *** Up!" "Well beware! Cause I'm the real coonass!" (then start punching into an attack) Like the Rock: "Cause I'm Straight From theeeee Swamp!" D-Generation X "We are the second Generation, of Dee Generation!" D-Generation X "For the thousands in attendance... And the millions watching at home... Whoooooooooooo'ssss gonna get ready to SUCK IT! If ya not down with that, we got two words for ya, SUCK IT!" D-Generation X "Suck It!" "Louis XXV, King of Louisiana" Music: " Rollin' " or " HipHop Zyderock (Louisiation X) " Taunts: Crotch Chops Ok sign with pinky down. Jeff Hardy fingers 3 Fingers with Thumb and Pointer's down. (Sometimes in a cut throat form) Stables: D-Generation X (LX) Stable Moves: Snap Shot Cajundome Special (chop block / spear combo) Immoveable Object (Superkick / Belly Pierce Combo) Match Specialties: Ladder / TLC Match Demon's Playground of Elimination (3 Stages of Hell 4-Way Elimination Style) Louisiana Swamp Match (The ring is surounded with water with mud in it and has weapons floating including: fishing pools, drum sticks, floaty, fishing bucket, white perch LIVE fish(es), worms, and beer bottles. In this match the ring will have all ropes, but they will be covered in wet, slippery algae.) Signature Weapons: Signapore Cane Mardi Gras Beeds Chair Basic Character Heel: Comic/Delinquent/Egolistical Heel Face: Showman/Hardcoe/Comic Moves: Finishers: The Black Gold (Superkick) Frog Splash -Cradle of Louisiana Oil / Oil Drill (Pedigree to double-underhook codebreaker. Note: This is the Cypress Knee Cap to heavier opponents.) Danger Mode Moves Passion, Destiny, and Consequence (Dragon Sleeper into an RKO and/or RKO) Pre-Finish Moves: Bayou Death Lock (Gogoplata) Secret of the Swamp (GTS / Neck Breaker Combo) Spine Buster (My Version) Rydeem Buster Combos: Creole Strikes (3 Right Hand Snap Jabs, Knee Attack, Uppercut, Blow To Gut, European Upper Cut, "Sucka" Taunt with Big Jab) Whip to turnbuckle followed by a one-hand bulldog Knife Edge Chops to ropes, then a whip followed by a running high knee. Then, a knee drop. When opponent gets up theres an elbow smash and then a snap STO. Face buster to the knee followed by a whip and opponent comes back into my spinebuster. Upper cut like Kane followed by a Rice Plant (Regal Neckbreaker) and then a Crack 'Em In The Mouth. Normal Moves: Swamp Shooter (Elevated Sharpshooter) Cypress Knee Cap (Runnings or Whip Into High Knee) Katrina's Devestation (Stone Cold Stunner) Hebert Special (Turnbuckle DDT w/ Running Leg Drop) Triangle Choke Face Breaker (1. Pedigree Position, 2. Left Arm hooked under opponents, 3. Spin into a crossface) Diving Closeline Snap DDT Figure 4-Leg Lock ("Nature Boy Love") Cajun Call (Spinning Side Slam) Knee Smash Arm-Wrench Hook Kick Deadman's Soul Seaker / TTT (Dragon Sleeper; Tribute to 'Taker) One-Hand Bulldog "Love For The Deadman" / Dragon Sleeper Knee Drop Flying Closeline Lariot Closeline Dropkick Enzuguri Snap Suplex Released German Suplex Walls of Jennings (Walls of Jericho) Backbreaker Upper Cut (like Kane) Crack 'Em In the Mouth Side Effect Knife Edge Chop(s) Flap Jack Back Body Drop People's Knee Drop Neck Breaker Running Elbow Smash Sportsman's Paradise (Handstand on Turnbuckle into elbow drop on lying opponent) Rice Plant (Masterlock into a Swinging Side Slam) Dive Over The Top-Rope Springboard Diving Closeline Ankle Lock (Grapevine) Last Ride (Counter to strikes on turnbuckle) One-Hand Bulldog Spear Cotton Mouth [Anaconda] Vise Grip Rice Cutter (Regal Cutter) Fameasser Muscle Strainer (Regal Stretch) STO |
| Interesting! |
| How to unsummon evil spirit? Hey there, my name is unpronounceable, I'm an amateur warlock and you know, just like every other guy that has dabbled in black magic, I tried the potato soulbinding stuff. Yeah I know it's really bad but most of us don't have the money to buy the fancy precious gems the books recommend. Sure they're safer but I still got to pay my student loans. My mom insisted I get a "traditional" education, that I "can't possibly earn a living with that magic thing and stop sacrificing my cats" etc. you know mothers. So anyway, here I was burying the potato to turn invisible at will, everything went fine until last night when an evil spirit appeared in my apartment. So far it's just hanging around and watching TV and consuming all the food and beer in the fridge, seems just like a malignant pothead fortunately, but my roommate is returning on Thursday and the guy helps me pay the rent so I really don't want him to go insane and claw his eyes out at the sight of the netherworldly an eldritch presence. I tried exorcising the spirit but unfortunately the cross just blinded me temporarily and some holy water spilled on my hand and it was burning it like acid. Tried calling the police but they don't have a spirit cops department, and this new-age hippie bullshit ghost buster that came over ran away when I tried to hand him over a sacrificial goat. Pansy *** didn't even have his own dagger. So anyway, how do I exorcise this spirit? I'm getting fed up with the munching sounds and- bloody hell, is that World of Warcraft running on my computer? |
| I agree with mother. Get a job and quit being a sponge. |
| SVR E-FED Presents TNA Impact 12 24 2009(First Ever Show) Part 2? Match 3-Robert Roode defeats Eric Young. After the match The World Elite come down and attack Robert Roode and James Storm. Team 3D come down and make the save and then tell the British Invasion to get their *** back in the ring for the Tag Team Match, Match 4-The British Invasion defeats Team 3D in a tables match to retain the TNA World Tag Team Championships. Backstage JB is with Matt Morgan. JB says that Hernandez just claimed that he is better then both you and Bobby Lashley. Morgan says that Hernandez can talk all he wants but he needs to prove it in the ring. Morgan says that he has worked unbelievably hard in the last few months, and has beaten some of the greats in this company. Morgan says that gives him the right to say he is the best in TNA. Morgan says that the only way to prove who really is dominant is to have a triple threat match. Morgan says he doesn’t know whether Hernandez and Bobby will agree that but he hopes they do. Still to come, Bobby Lashley vs. Kevin Nash and Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle. Match 5-Daniels defeats Homicide After the match Desmond Wolfe runs down to the ring with a Steel chair and attack Daniels. Wolfe hits The Tower of London on Daniels and then walks back up the ramp with his point made. Mike Tenay hypes ODB’s rematch for the TNA Knockouts Championship next week on Impact against Tara. Backstage Jeremy is with Kurt Angle in his locker room. Jeremy asks Kurt whether he can beat Samoa Joe tonight. Angle says that he must admit that Samoa Joe is an incredible superstar. Kurt says that his debut match was against Samoa Joe and he was victorious then. Kurt says that right now he is in the best shape of his life and will prove it tonight when he has the match of a lifetime with Joe. A Video is played showing highlights of Matt Morgan defeating Bobby Lashley at Final Resolution Match 6-Bobby Lashley defeats Kevin Nash after Botched interference by Hernandez. After the match Hernandez and Lashley start fighting. Referees’s come down and try break it up but fail to do so and they continue brawling. Matt Morgan comes down and tries to break it up but Lashley attacks him and throws him out of the ring. Lashley and Hernandez start fighting again but Lashley gets the best and hits a Powerbomb on Hernandez. Morgan comes into the ring. Lashley turns around and gets nailed with The Carbon Footprint. Backstage we see Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe warming up for their match Match 7-Kurt Angle defeats Samoa Joe to become new Number One Contender. After the match Samoa Joe hits the Muscle Buster on Kurt Angle. Samoa Joe then calls AJ out but gets no answer. Abyss’s music hits and he comes down to the ring with a Barbed Wire Baseball bat. Abyss strikes Samoa Joe with the bat. “Abyss” chant lets off in the arena. Abyss picks Joe up and irish whips him into the ropes and then hits the Black Hole Slam. Abyss music hits to close the show. End of Show |
| thats right joe- in ur face! i am abyss |
| Would i satisfy u? entertain u? and what show, if any, would u like to see me on? i train everyday & work real hard on it Name: Jonathan Hebert From: Jennings, Louisiana Nick Name(s): Jonny The Louisiana Dream (Main One) The Bayou Beast The Secret from the Swamp The Classical Cajun Louis XV King of Louisiana The Rajin' Cajun Sayings/Quotes: "I will beat you .. within an inch .. of your life!" "Tear Dat *** Up!" "Well beware! Cause I'm the real coonass!" (then start punching into an attack) Like the Rock: "Cause I'm Straight From theeeee Swamp!" D-Generation X "We are the second Generation, of Dee Generation!" D-Generation X "For the thousands in attendance... And the millions watching at home... Whoooooooooooo'ssss gonna get ready to SUCK IT! If ya not down with that, we got two words for ya, SUCK IT!" D-Generation X "Suck It!" "Louis XXV, King of Louisiana" Music: " Rollin' " or " HipHop Zyderock (Louisiation X) " Taunts: Crotch Chops Ok sign with pinky down. Jeff Hardy fingers 3 Fingers with Thumb and Pointer's down. (Sometimes in a cut throat form) Stables: D-Generation X (LX) Stable Moves: Snap Shot Cajundome Special (chop block / spear combo) Immoveable Object (Superkick / Belly Pierce Combo) Match Specialties: Ladder / TLC Match Demon's Playground of Elimination (3 Stages of Hell 4-Way Elimination Style) Louisiana Swamp Match (The ring is surounded with water with mud in it and has weapons floating including: fishing pools, drum sticks, floaty, fishing bucket, white perch LIVE fish(es), worms, and beer bottles. In this match the ring will have all ropes, but they will be covered in wet, slippery algae.) Signature Weapons: Signapore Cane Mardi Gras Beeds Chair Basic Character Heel: Comic/Delinquent/Egolistical Heel Face: Showman/Hardcoe/Comic Moves: Finishers: The Black Gold (Superkick) Frog Splash -Cradle of Louisiana Oil / Oil Drill (Pedigree to double-underhook codebreaker. Note: This is the Cypress Knee Cap to heavier opponents.) Danger Mode Moves Passion, Destiny, and Consequence (Dragon Sleeper into an RKO and/or RKO) Pre-Finish Moves: Bayou Death Lock (Gogoplata) Secret of the Swamp (GTS / Neck Breaker Combo) Spine Buster (My Version) Rydeem Buster Combos: Creole Strikes (3 Right Hand Snap Jabs, Knee Attack, Uppercut, Blow To Gut, European Upper Cut, "Sucka" Taunt with Big Jab) Whip to turnbuckle followed by a one-hand bulldog Knife Edge Chops to ropes, then a whip followed by a running high knee. Then, a knee drop. When opponent gets up theres an elbow smash and then a snap STO. Face buster to the knee followed by a whip and opponent comes back into my spinebuster. Upper cut like Kane followed by a Rice Plant (Regal Neckbreaker) and then a Crack 'Em In The Mouth. Normal Moves: Swamp Shooter (Elevated Sharpshooter) Cypress Knee Cap (Runnings or Whip Into High Knee) Katrina's Devestation (Stone Cold Stunner) Hebert Special (Turnbuckle DDT w/ Running Leg Drop) Triangle Choke Face Breaker (1. Pedigree Position, 2. Left Arm hooked under opponents, 3. Spin into a crossface) Diving Closeline Snap DDT Figure 4-Leg Lock ("Nature Boy Love") Cajun Call (Spinning Side Slam) Knee Smash Arm-Wrench Hook Kick Deadman's Soul Seaker / TTT (Dragon Sleeper; Tribute to 'Taker) One-Hand Bulldog "Love For The Deadman" / Dragon Sleeper Knee Drop Flying Closeline Lariot Closeline Dropkick Enzuguri Snap Suplex Released German Suplex Walls of Jennings (Walls of Jericho) Backbreaker Upper Cut (like Kane) Crack 'Em In the Mouth Side Effect Knife Edge Chop(s) Flap Jack Back Body Drop People's Knee Drop Neck Breaker Running Elbow Smash Sportsman's Paradise (Handstand on Turnbuckle into elbow drop on lying opponent) Rice Plant (Masterlock into a Swinging Side Slam) Dive Over The Top-Rope Springboard Diving Closeline Ankle Lock (Grapevine) Last Ride (Counter to strikes on turnbuckle) One-Hand Bulldog Spear Cotton Mouth [Anaconda] Vise Grip Rice Cutter (Regal Cutter) Fameasser Muscle Strainer (Regal Stretch) STO |
| Yes you would your my idol. |