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Why did TX Rep. Joe Barton slide his tongue up BP's ***-crack, only to flip-flop when Rep. Boehner told him to? I keep hearing Conservatives on Yahoo Answers, Fox news, and AM Radio claiming that Barton was 100% correct! so why did his Republican masters force him to give that pathetic weak sauce apology for tossing BP's salad, don't they have any principles and the will to stick by them? | | BP was strong armed into trying to come up with $20billion - which they don't have and he called it as he saw it. He was forced to make the apology and those who are politically astute understand why. The end result will show in the mid term elections and at least he had the guts to say what he thought. | How could the gene to fold your tongue possibly come in handy? So apparently being able to fold your tongue is a genetic trait. What kind of lame-*** trait is this for mother nature to come up with? I can't think of any way this could be useful to a human. | nature doesn't "come up" with a trait because it is useful, random mutations occur effecting proteins and altering how the organism lives, sometimes the effect is good, sometimes bad, sometime the effect is neutral. if the effect is neutral than its persistence within a population is a mechanism of chance, it was just lucky enough to be in an individual that had other more beneficial traits.
in regard to the "dirty answers" there is some grain of truth to them, if a trait increases the preference of sexual intercourse with that specific individual, than that individual will have more opportunities to mate and produce offspring, than an individual who doesn't have that trait. this type of selection is referred to as "sexual selection" in that the traits survive because of sexual preference. | Question about tongue piercings? okay I'm going to need a lot of information about tongue piercings lol :/
this will be my first time and i am worried about the pain, swelling and how uncomfortable it will be. but i've been wanting one soo badly that im willing to put up with it (:
S0RRY iF iTS A LiTTLE L0NG<3 (;
sooo here are my questions;
how much is it going to hurt? and please be honest. lol
i know some people are going to say its not guna hurt, but all piercings hurt. i have 7 other piercings. i just dont have my tongue yet. (:
what is the BEST and SAFEST way to take care of it righttt after getting it peirced? and for how long should i use mouthwash, what kind, ect.
how long is it going to be for me to feel comfortable eating? i know i cant eat solids for a while, and im find with that. it'll be a way to kick start a diet (: hahah. so what will i be able to eat?
does ibuprofen actually work? or what other ways could i reduce the swelling? ( i dont want to have a fat *** tongue in my mouth for that long lol )
i've heard about having "white" stuff around the piercing after? if this happens should i be worried? or is this normal?
also, what are some of the bad things that can happen with piercing your tongue?
&& how long will it be before it is healed? or at least how long do i have to leave it in before i can change the tongue ring?
hmm i think that covers it all? hahah sorry again about it being so long. any other information will be VERYY helpful<3
thanks in advance (: | Pain: Well hun it all depends on your own pain tolerance. Is it high, or low? Most people say the most uncomfortable feeling is the clamp that is placed upon the tongue. Don't forget too, you're piercing directly through a muscle. Some people twitch, some find it as nothing.
the best way to care for it is to keep your mouth clean. brush your teeth and floss two to three times a day, and mouthwash after you put ANYTHING in your mouth besides water. Try to stay away from foods with a lot of dairy in them, such as plain milk.
Try to eat foods that are obviously cold and liquids. Lots of smoothies usually does the trick. It can take up to a week to be able to eat normally again, as your tongue WILL swell up pretty badly. Expect to accidently bite down on the piercing a lot too within the first few weeks. Be careful, as this can break your teeth.
I wouldn't take too many pain killers, as this thins your blood. If you feel like you must, do it AFTER, or a few hours prior. They really don't do a great amount.
The white stuff is pus, as the white blood cells are trying to get rid of the foreign object in your mouth. You don't need to worry about this as it's a good thing, unless the white stuff starts to become yellow. That means there's an infection.
Your tongue, if done wrong, can be seriously damaged. You could bleed to death, or lose all taste buds or feelings, but this is VERY rare, as piercers do know what they're doing, ans they check you first. Also, the chance of breaking your teeth, or cracking/chipping them is high. Your teeth will also be shaved down eventually from rubbing if kept for a long time. Also, the barbell can become unattached, and you can swallow it in the middle of the night.
About 4 weeks should it take for it to be healed, but I wouldn't take it out for a long period of time, that usually takes about a year. As for changing it, whe the swelling decreases is a good time to chance the barbell, as it will reduce the chances of biting down on it and hurting your mouth. You should have a piercer do this for you. Wait about 2 weeks.
Any questions just e-mail me at chris_redfield267@yahoo.com | Jokes ha ha? My confidence recently took a knocking.
It was my first time with a prostitute the other day, and I got carried away and tried to kiss her.
"No kissing." she said sternly.
I wouldn't have minded only five minutes earlier she'd had her tongue up my ****. | ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh | How do you know if you are pregnant? I am not allowed to take a prenancy test but I am teenager and I am paranoid that I might be pregnant...
I had sex when before I had my period and once he cummed up my *** and I had *** on my tongue but never swallowed
this occure like last year, and I am afraid I am having some of the symptoms besides getting fatter cuz I am normally just fat... | narutomaniac,
What do you mean you're not allowed to take a pregnancy test? You might not feel comfortable going and buying a test but you'll need to. You're going to have to do some things that might not be 'in your comfort zone'.
If you had your period after you had sex then you are not pregnant.
Enjoy! | Hair on my tongue wtf need help? Started growing after I sprayed **** on my tongue don't really know what, I was ****** up. I trimmed it a bit so it looks kick *** but Idk what to do. | (its b.c youve been kissing your sister)
really ive never heard of it im sure if you look on google you can find more help or talk to a dr to see what can be done to fix it ? | Who these be a good arragement of pick up lines to say to my gf? Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage). Ur like the beautifulest girl in the world I love your eyes did the sun jus come up or did you jus smile at me Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! want to lay with my tongue your as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. Your *** is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you areYou look beautiful today, just like every other day. There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them your *** is gorgeous. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world | | these are really corny, sorry | Should I forgive my father who is very successful, who has a new family and has repeatedly forgotten my bday? Although I was raised in New york city by a single mother on welfare, my father who also came from poverty is now very successful as a psycologist. He is nationally recognized and also teaches at a well known university. He is remarried and raising two daughters in a very wealthy part of the country. I have always felt that my father was cheap with his money though he may think that he has been generous since he has given me and my 39 year old sister some money over the years. I am 38 years old; I recently married the father of my 2 young sons. I feel that once I hit 21 years old his obligations to want to help me (unlike my 39 year old sister that never went to college) ended. I graduated from law school and am struggling to pay back student loans that he never helped me with, though I have repeatedly asked for help.
My husband and I recently took our guyren to visit him and his family. This wasn’t the first time that I have visited and felt unwelcomed and felt totally dissed by his wife in many different small ways that are too long, tedious and hurtful to get into. Although I have never confronted his wife out of respect for my father and for the sake of harmony in his household I have always expressed my dissatisfaction to him and did so with this visit and discussed our relationship a couple of days after I got back home. I have never been one to bite my tongue, I always speak my mind, unlike my older sister who does not communicate with him, she doesn't ask for anything, and doesn't look for him. She is secretly angry with him but would never say so. She also hates his wife, but his wife seems to adore her and buys her and her guyren gifts. I get no gifts, no invites and no respect. He recently forgot my birthday for the umteenth time in my life. He sent a belated birthday card, a $50.00 check, asking for forgiveness. I am very angry! I don't feel that I am being ungrateful since I have forgiven many times before, and I don't think he has forgotten any of my other sisters' birthdays. Also, I have appreciated all that he has done for me, since I know I could've done a lot worse in life if it wasn't for the father I did have. but on the other hand I feel like I could've been a lot more successful in my career if he had invested in me the way he is doing with my younger sisters. My first gut reaction is to send the card and the money back to him and tell him to shove it up his ***! I can't even fill up the gas tank with $50 these days, especially since my husband and I are both unemployed and expecting our 3rd guy, which I have not announced to dad yet. Should I tell my dad to go to hell and that he will never know his new grandguy? or should I keep the money and never speak to him again?
| You can't make him love you, and you can't make him treat you the way you would like him to. Yes, it sure seems as if he is being unfair to you, and I'm sure you have a thousand questions about why that will go unanswered. Instead of choosing one or the other, you could combine the two ideas: you could keep the money, send him a note letting him know that he will never know his new grandguy, and then never speak to him again. How you handle it depends upon what you hope to gain from your actions. It sounds like you want to hurt him back, and that is understandable. However, will your actions, whatever they are, have the desired result? And ultimately, will that serve any purpose? Or will it just bring more negativity to your life?
I recently made such a decision of my own. I decided not to tell someone everything I think about him. I decided that whatever I had to say to him probably wouldn't make a bit of difference in him, it wouldn't change anything in the past, it wouldn't make me feel any better because it wouldn't phase him, and it would just be another negative thing to add to the pile. I opted for release. I'm not saying anything at all, and I shut him out of my life. I lose nothing by shutting him out, and there's certainly nothing to gain but more negativity and unhappiness by keeping him in.
You have to make your own choice and be able to live with it. I hope you do well. Good luck. | Need help coming up with a name for my sister's store...? I am trying to help out my sister come up with a name for her dream... she wants to open a cake decorating place, she lives in Florida, her name is Michelle, and I would really like it to be like her; kind of tongue-in-cheek-smart-***....
I know that there are some amazingly creative people out there.. was hoping you could help... Thanks! | | Sweetie Pie's Cakery | What do you think of this "break-up scene"? Some things should be italicized, or it doesn't make sense, so I put stars (*) around that stuff.
The first break of your heart is the worst. It’s completely unexpected and your mental-walls aren’t prepared to protect you yet. You think everything will be all right tomorrow, or the next day, or the next, and then bam! It’s like walking into a wall.
“Why…?” I try to keep my voice down for some unknown reason, as if that would change what she’s about to tell me.
“You have to break up with him, or he will… I’m sorry.” I’m sorry too.
I sigh, “I guess I saw it coming…” I didn’t actually think this would be the end though.
“Hey, we’ll find you a new boyfriend,” she smiles, “okay?”
“Yeah, a better awesome hot perverted one.”
She laughs, “okay.” I don’t think we’ll really find me a new boyfriend, but it’s a nice thought…
I turn and walk down the hall, almost running into a pole, to my Honors English 9 class. I walk straight to Jace “Goddamnit I ******’ hate him!” yeah, that’s what the tears in my eyes mean… I keep walking to my seat knowing Jace will follow me.
“Zach?”
“No duh, Zach.”
He hesitated and then asks, “Why, what’d he do?”
Swallowing the lump in my throat, I whimper “He’s breaking up with me after this class ends…” Jace sees the tears start to build in my eyes again, I hurry and swipe them away as I sit down in my seat.
“He’s an ***, and you shouldn’t let him break up with you. You should break up with him.”
“Why would I do that? I *love* him.”
“I know you love him, but if you let him break up with you it’ll hurt ten times more. You need to do what’s right for you. You know it’ll hurt more if he breaks up with you. And, sorry if this sounds bad, but has it honestly looked like he ‘loved’ you these last few days? He looks like he needs a way out, and he’s trying to piss you off to the point where you’ll be so hurt you’ll want to hurt him back and so you’ll break up with him… giving him what he *really* wants”
“Yeah but… I can’t break up with him. I’d start to cry; you know I would. I can’t let him see me cry.” I knew he was right. I knew Zach didn’t love me anymore. I knew he looked spellbound these last few days. I knew he hurt me and I wanted him to feel how bad I felt.
“Don’t cry, laugh.”
“Laugh? I’m about to break my own heart, how the hell am I supposed to laugh?”
“I’ll laugh with you. When the bell rings we’ll go to his class and…do *not* cry.” I feel the tear slip down my face as the bell rings.
Jace walks back to his seat, I slump down in mine, hiding my face in my arms, letting the fabric of my jacket soak up the tears. I know he’s right. It will hurt more if Zach breaks up with me, so I guess I have to do what I have to do, right?
Ashlee, Jaces’ partner, moves to the seat behind me so I steal her seat. We open our books and Mrs. Booth begins to read out loud. Within ten minutes Jace is asleep, leaving me to my daydreams.
***I’m in his arms, kneeling on top of him. His arms are around me, I’m holding onto his hands so they don’t go up my shirt. His tongue is playing with mine, he tastes really incredible, and it makes me wonder how I taste. I know I can’t taste too good, because I’m starting to catch a cold, but still, I hope I taste ok.
I let his hands go, but they stay where they are. We kiss for a little longer before I break the kiss, “You know, this really isn’t comfortable…”
“It isn’t?” he’s completely shocked, at least in my mind he is.
“Yeah…” I stand up, “lay down, that’d be comfier.” He lies down, and I lay on top of him, kissing him. He works his hands under my shirt, on my back. We stay in that position, kissing for a little while longer. He breaks the kiss this time and asks, “Do you want me to stop?”
No. Yes. Maybe. No. I’m not sure how to answer to that. “No… not yet” I was actually craving his touch.
We kiss some more while he struggles to get my bra strap undone. Finally he sighs, breaking the kiss, and laughs “I can’t get it.”
I get off of him, moving to the furthest part of his older brothers’ couch. I get the strap undone with no difficulty at all. He stands up and grabs a pockie-ball, one from the Pokemon show. He opens it and pulls out a condom, I do my strap back up, as he lays back down and undoes one of his pants buttons. I crawl back over to him, grabbing his hand, and (I’m not actually sure what happens next, I can’t remember correctly, it’s all a blur.) kiss him. “I don’t want to have sex tonight…” his face shows no sign of what he’s thinking.
“You know we probably won’t get another chance, right?”
“Oh, what ever! We’ll get tons of chances…just not tonight. Plus, my parents are going to get here soon”
“Yeah, in like half an hour, it would only take us, like, five minutes.”
“Not tonight.”***
I check back into reality, only wishing I could stay in that moment forever. Would things still be okay if we would have had sex that night? I exhale, wishing I could have more nights like that one. Wishing he still loved me. Wishing I was | | Honestly, I am not a romance fan in the slightest and would not read this book. However, my friends would absolutely love it. |
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